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2009-11-15 |
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| A guy comes to the church to wash away his sins. He comes to the priest and says: -i asained. -tell me your sins. -onece i whent to my friends house but only his wife was houme. It started raining and i didnt have an umbrela so i staide and did her. -thats very bad. -next time i whent to my mother-in-law, and it started raining, i didnt have an umbrela, so i staide and did her to... -and the next day i went to my friends house, his wife was out, but he was houme. Then it started to rain again and i didnt have an umbrela so i staide and did him... The priest opened the door and looked to the man with a pale face and said: - son i think you should go houme becouse i think its about to rain, and you dont have an umbrela again... | |||
Total score: 0.05
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2009-05-19 |
Submited by: Wowzers |
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| One day i was in a church. In the middle of the sermon i saw someone smoking. I was so shocked that i almost drop my beer. | |||
Total score: 0.60
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2009-04-22 |
Submited by: Victor. V.butu |
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| A boat was about to sink and in the boat where 3 men; A chiristian, A muslim and a buddist. So as the boat was about to sink the buddist medetated and then he dissapeared, then the chirstian prayed and said God SAVE ME then he also dissapeared, then the muslim was the only one remaining he prayed but nothing happen, then he said let me try what the chirstian did he then shouted god SHAVE ME then his wish was granted | |||
Total score: 0.25
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2008-01-29 |
Submited by:  Loreta |
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| Two programmers in a bar: - Do you see that chick there? Look at here “properties”! - Yes, I’ve already “tested” here last night... they are read-only! |
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Total score: 0.20
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2008-01-29 |
Submited by: Loreta |
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| Two nuns into a shop buy some beer. The cashier looks surprised at the nuns: - This is for washing our hair. Says the nuns. The cashier gets a purse of pretzels and puts it near the beer: - Don’t forget your paper clips. |
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Total score: 0.20
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