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2008-01-25 |
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| Little Tommy went to the movies. He saw a tribe of Indians painting their faces and asked his mother why they were doing so. His mother explained: "Indians always paint their faces before going to the warpath. "The next evening the mother sat in the dining-room and entertained her elder daugter's young man. Suddenly Tommy rushed into the room with wide eyes. "Mommy,"- he cried,- "let's run away quickly: sister is going along the warpath." |
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2008-12-29 |
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| A guy was hang on a military hook when a neaked girl pass. | |||
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2008-01-24 |
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| Bush and Saddam sit down in a private meeting in Baghdad. Both sit in separate arm chairs. Whilst talking, Saddam pushes a button and a glove comes out and hits bush square on the jaw. He starts laughing hysterically but bush lets it slide. 20 minutes later, Saddam pushes another button and a mechanical foot comes out and gives bush a belter on the shins. Again hysterical laughter but bush wants diplom*oil*acy so he ignores it. Another 20 minutes and Saddam pushes a third button on the armchair and bush gets hit in the gut by the fist and in the groin by the foot. Saddam is crying with laughter and bush finally gets up and leaves saying to Saddam let our next meeting be in Washington. *next meeting* Saddam comes into the white house and sees two arm chairs, the one bush is sitting in has three buttons on one of the arms. In the discussion bush presses each of the buttons and each time Saddam craps himself whilst bush laughs uncontrollably. Nothing happens to Saddam each time Saddam leaps up and cries "that's it! I'm going back to Baghdad" after the third time, Bush just sits back and laughs "WHAT BAGHDAD????" |
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2008-01-25 |
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| What's the difference of soldier, diplomat and maiden? When soldier says "Yes", it means "Yes". When soldier says "No", it means "No". If soldier says "Maybe", he's not a soldier. |
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2008-01-19 |
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| Returning to West Point late one night, Colonel Schultz and his wife were challenged by the sentry at the gate. “Halt and identify yourself!” “Jesus, Mary, and Joseph!” declared the startled woman. The sentry stepped aside. “Advance, Holy Family, to be recognized.” |
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