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2009-08-22 |
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| Why do men prefer the woman to be on top? Because they only know how to fuck up. |
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2009-07-26 |
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| There was aman who was loved by a woman so the woman tried to pretend that the man touched her and said shame on u no gods and the man said well the god must be asleep right now | |||
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2009-07-23 |
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2009-05-07 |
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| One day,a boy called Big Boy went to a river and caught a duck.While walking on the road a girl saw him and his duck and asked if she could have it-Big Boy said i paid alot for this duck if i give you this duck you must give me a fuck.Deal she said and started ripping off her clothes then they fucked repeatedly in some nearby bushes. The stupid girl took the duck and ran home to her mummy naked becuz she had ripped her clothes.Why are you naked said the mom and whose duck is that? Its mine she said i traded with big boy. What did you trade she said my fucks for his duck! Youre a little jackass now give him back his duck and take back your fucks. So she went back to him took back her fucks and gave him his duck.Big Boy skipped down the road and sang merrily :I GOT MY DUCK PLUS 2 FUCKS,THE STUPID CHICK SUCK MY DICK, | |||
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2009-04-30 |
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| After all the partying with friends and hoes at the club man goes to his house and finds its wife right after he comes into the house and switchs on the lights and she says: go back to where u came from you bustard and the husband replies: sorry my lady just came to get money and condoms, the wife very frustrated told him to go back into the house and after she says to herself i should start cleaning up my horns after all im just lonely cute bitch... | |||
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