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2008-01-28 |
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| Bill Gates went on a fishing vacation. He sat for houres and houres when a small gold fish was captured by his rod. Bill who could not find a reason to keep it wanted to put it back in the water when the little fish asked: Bill , could i make a wish? |
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2008-01-22 |
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| It seems one day there was a Russian, a Mexican, and a Texan fishing in a boat in the middle of a lake. After a few hours, the Russian pulls out a brand new bottle of Vodka, takes one drink, then throws the bottle into the lake. When the others ask him about this, the Russian says "there is plenty of Vodka where I come from". A while later, the Mexican pulls out a new bottle of Tequila, takes one drink, then throws the bottle into the lake. When the others ask him about this, the Mexican says "there is plenty of Tequila where I come from". Another hour passes and then the Texan pulls out a new bottle of Lone-Star Beer, takes one drink, then throws the Mexican into the lake. |
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2008-01-22 |
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| A family was visiting an Indian reservation when they happen upon an old tribesman laying face down in the middle Of the road with his ear pressed firmly against the blacktop. The father of the family asked the old tribesman what he was doing. The tribesman began to speak..."woman, late thirties, three kids, one barking dog in late model, Four door station wagon, traveling at 65 m.p.h." "That's amazing" exclaimed the father. "You can tell all of that by just listening to the ground"? "No", said the old tribesman. "They just ran over me five minutes ago"! |
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2008-01-22 |
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| An Italian kid, on a six-month cruise in the Navy, decides to send pictures to his mom and girlfriend. He takes a picture of himself naked, then rips it in half, intending to send the top half to his mother and the bottom half to his girlfriend. But he mixes them up. When his mother gets his letter, she looks at the picture and says, "Atsa my Luigi ... long nose, droopy cheeks, and don't-a never shave." |
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2008-01-16 |
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| Last night, it was so cold, the flashers in New York were only describing themselves. | |||
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