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2010-07-24 |
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| teacher ask to raju; what your father do? raju said i c s in summer and p c s in winter. teacher said ; what does it mean? then raju said ice cream seller in summer and pakoda chatni seller in winter. |
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2009-08-31 |
Submited by: Marione Collines |
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| A boy was told by his teacher that anythin that moves is either male or female. When his father found him under their new car."what are u doing down there jonny?" "jas checkin if our car is male or female." | |||
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2009-03-18 |
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| A milk man was doing his rounds 1 morning & was collecting money ! He knocked 1 of his customers door & a young boy answered wearing only a pair of pants, a cigar hanging out his mouth, a bottle of lager in 1 hand & in the other hand, he was holding the hand of wot looked like a call girl or prostitute. The milkman was quite shocked & asks the boy " is yr mum or dad home ?" the boy replys " does it fucking look like it ?" | |||
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2009-03-18 |
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| A young girl walks into the bathroom at home & finds her uncle taking a hot bath. Shocked & confused, she points at his semi-erect penis & says "wow unc, wots that ?" the uncle replies " oh, thats my snake dear" the girl then says " when will i get a snake unc ?" uncle replies in a husky voice " when yr mum goes 2 bingo " !!! | |||
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2009-01-07 |
Submited by: powiliukaz |
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| Pareina petriukas namo ir sako teciuj: -Teti, as siandien ismokau skaiciuoti iki 10! , tetis sako: -Na tai paskaiciuok. , taria tetis. Petriukas ir pradeda skaiciuot: -1 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10. tetis sako: -o kur 2? , petriukas ir sako: -Mano pazimiu knyguteje.:) |
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