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	2007-10-21		Submited by: gretka
	Two sperm are swimming in a women's body. One sperm says to the other in exhaustion, "Whew, just how far is the uterus anyway?" The second sperm begins to laugh and says, "The uterus!? We just passed the esophagus."
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	2007-10-21		Submited by: gretka
	Q: What will history remember Bill Clinton as? A: The President after Bush!
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	2007-10-21		Submited by: gretka
	Why did the indecisive chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... er, no... to go shopping... no, not that either... damn it!
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	2007-10-21		Submited by: gretka
	What do you call a trash bag full of mutilated laboratory monkeys? Rhesus Pieces.
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	2007-10-21		Submited by: gretka
	What''s black, white, red all over, and doesn''t fit through revolving doors? A nun with a spear through her head.
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