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2009-03-19 |
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| Why are there so many sheltered homes 4 battered wife's in this country ? Because they just dont fucking listen !!! |
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2009-03-19 |
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| How many men does it take 2 change a light bulb in the kitchen ? None, let the bitch cook in the dark !!! |
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2009-03-18 |
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| A milk man was doing his rounds 1 morning & was collecting money ! He knocked 1 of his customers door & a young boy answered wearing only a pair of pants, a cigar hanging out his mouth, a bottle of lager in 1 hand & in the other hand, he was holding the hand of wot looked like a call girl or prostitute. The milkman was quite shocked & asks the boy " is yr mum or dad home ?" the boy replys " does it fucking look like it ?" | |||
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2009-03-18 |
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| How do u stop a woman from sucking yr cock ? Marry her !!! |
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2009-03-18 |
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| A young girl pola bear & its mum were sat on an iceberg when the young pola bear asks "mum, am i a real pola bear ?" " of course u are babes " after 10 minutes goes by, the pola bear asks "am i really a pola bear mum ?" "yes dear, im a pola bear, yr dads a pola bear, yr a pola bear, now shut up & eat yr seal" after another few minutes goes by, the bear says " are u positive im a pola bear mum ?" "yes, yes, yes, why do u keep asking that question ?" "cos im fucking freezing !" | |||
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