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2008-02-26 |
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| sex is like NOKIA(connecting people),like NIKE(just do it),like PEPSI(ask for more),like SAMSUNG(everyone is invited) :] | |||
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2008-02-26 |
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| fuck is nice and fuck is funny.Many people fuck for money...If you think taht fuck is funny,fuck your self and save your money ! :] | |||
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2008-02-03 |
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| Victoria Beckham and her driver were cruising along a country road one evening when a cow ran in front of the car. The driver tried to avoid it but couldn't - the cow was killed. Posh told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what happened. About an hour later, the driver staggered back to the car with his clothes in disarray.He was holding a bottle of wine in one hand, a cigar in the other and smiling happily. "What happened?" asked Posh. "Well," the driver replied, "the farmer gave me the wine, his wife gave me the cigar,and their beautiful daughter made mad passionate love to me". "My God, what did you tell them?"asked Posh. The driver replied: "I only got the chance to say - I'm Victoria Beckham's driver, and I just killed the cow!" |
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2008-01-14 |
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| here were these two guys working late in a morgue, when one guy said, “Hey man there is a woman in there with a shrimp in her vagina!” The other asked, “What is a shrimp doing a dead woman's vagina? Let me go see.” Both of them went in the room with the woman, and they both curiosly looked. Finally, the second man said, “You idiot, this ain't no shrimp it's a clitoris.” And the other man replied, “Well, it tasted like shrimp to me.” |
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2008-02-03 |
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| Q: What about the female orgasm? A: What about it? There's no such thing. It's a myth. |
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