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2009-11-15
  Submited by: Jokez.lt user BesiKeiciantiS
  A guy comes to the church to wash away his sins. He comes to the priest and says: -i asained. -tell me your sins. -onece i whent to my friends house but only his wife was houme. It started raining and i didnt have an umbrela so i staide and did her. -thats very bad. -next time i whent to my mother-in-law, and it started raining, i didnt have an umbrela, so i staide and did her to... -and the next day i went to my friends house, his wife was out, but he was houme. Then it started to rain again and i didnt have an umbrela so i staide and did him... The priest opened the door and looked to the man with a pale face and said: - son i think you should go houme becouse i think its about to rain, and you dont have an umbrela again...
 
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2010-07-24
  Submited by: Jokez.lt user soumya
  teacher ask to raju; what your father do? raju said i c s in summer and p c s in winter. teacher said ; what does it mean? then raju said ice cream seller in summer and pakoda chatni seller in winter.
 
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