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2007-07-09 |
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| Camping Two campers are hiking in the woods when one stops to take a leak. He is bitten **"RIGHT THERE"** by a rattlesnake. "I’ll go into town for a doctor," the other says. He runs ten miles to a small town and finds the town’s only doctor, who is delivering a baby. "I can’t leave," the doctor says. ‘But here’s what to do. Take a knife, cut a little X where the bite is, suck out the poison and spit it on the ground." The guy ruins back to his friend, who is in agony. ‘What did the doctor say?" the victim asks. "Doc says you’re gonna die." |
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2007-10-17 |
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| Our team is doing so badly that "Manager of the Month" isn't an award. It's an appointment! Did you hear about the football team who ate too much pudding? They got jellygated! Which insect didn't play well in goal? The fumble bee! What did the bumble bee striker say? Hive scored! What is black and white and black and white and black and white? A Newcastle fan rolling down a hill! What are Brazilian fans called? Brazil nuts! Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch? He was the skipper! How do hens encourage their football teams? They egg them on! |
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2007-10-20 |
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| So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails. One guy pounded a nail in, then picked up another. He was holding the nail upside down. He unexpectedly threw the nail away. He picked up another nail, right side up this time, and pounded this in. He eventually threw so many upside down nails away, that his friend came over. "Eh, what you doing? How come you're throwing away all those nails?" he asked. "Because they're upside down," the friend replied. The other guy looks at the friend, then, after some thought, says, "You Idiot, save them for the ceiling!" |
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2007-10-20 |
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| I've never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, come home and expect to be fed and stroked, then want to be left alone and sleep. In other words, every quality that women hate in a man, they love in a cat. |
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2007-10-20 |
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| There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights as a taxidermist. Upon graduation, he decided he could combine his two vocations to better serve the needs of his patients and their owners, while doubling his practice and, therefore, his income. He opened his own offices with a shingle on the door saying, "Dr. Jones, Veterinary Medicine and Taxidermy -- Either way, you get your dog back!" |
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