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2007-10-20
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  Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?

So that when you pull their tits, they don't moo.


 
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2007-10-20
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  Why does a blonde girl always have a bruise around her belly button???


Cause blonde boys aren't that smart either.


 
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2007-10-20
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  One day a blonde went into Wal-Mart and saw something she liked.
The Blonde asked the clerk what it was. The Clerk said it was a
thermous. What does the thermous do? It keeps hot things hot
and cold things cold. So she bought one. The blonde brought it to
work one day and the blondes boss who also is a blonde said what
is that thing? It is a thermous the first blonde said. What does
it do? Keeps hot things hot and cold things cold. What do you have
in it? I have coffee and a popcycle in it.
 
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2007-10-20
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  What do you call a line of blondes standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.
 
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2007-10-20
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  Three blondes were driving down the highway trying
to get to Disneyland. They saw a sign that read 'DisneyLand Left.'
So they went home.


 
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