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2010-07-24 |
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| teacher ask to raju; what your father do? raju said i c s in summer and p c s in winter. teacher said ; what does it mean? then raju said ice cream seller in summer and pakoda chatni seller in winter. |
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2009-11-15 |
Submited by:  BesiKeiciantiS |
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| A guy comes to the church to wash away his sins. He comes to the priest and says: -i asained. -tell me your sins. -onece i whent to my friends house but only his wife was houme. It started raining and i didnt have an umbrela so i staide and did her. -thats very bad. -next time i whent to my mother-in-law, and it started raining, i didnt have an umbrela, so i staide and did her to... -and the next day i went to my friends house, his wife was out, but he was houme. Then it started to rain again and i didnt have an umbrela so i staide and did him... The priest opened the door and looked to the man with a pale face and said: - son i think you should go houme becouse i think its about to rain, and you dont have an umbrela again... | |||
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2009-10-29 |
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| Yo mama iz soo fat that when she saw a bus she ran after it thinking it was a twinkie | |||
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2009-08-31 |
Submited by: Marione Collines |
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| A boy was told by his teacher that anythin that moves is either male or female. When his father found him under their new car."what are u doing down there jonny?" "jas checkin if our car is male or female." | |||
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2009-08-22 |
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| Why do men prefer the woman to be on top? Because they only know how to fuck up. |
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