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2009-11-15 |
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| A guy comes to the church to wash away his sins. He comes to the priest and says: -i asained. -tell me your sins. -onece i whent to my friends house but only his wife was houme. It started raining and i didnt have an umbrela so i staide and did her. -thats very bad. -next time i whent to my mother-in-law, and it started raining, i didnt have an umbrela, so i staide and did her to... -and the next day i went to my friends house, his wife was out, but he was houme. Then it started to rain again and i didnt have an umbrela so i staide and did him... The priest opened the door and looked to the man with a pale face and said: - son i think you should go houme becouse i think its about to rain, and you dont have an umbrela again... | |||
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2007-05-21 |
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| There was a blonde driving down the road one day. She glanced to her right and noticed another blonde sitting in a nearby field, rowing a boat with no water in sight. The blonde angrily pulled her car over and yelled at the rowing blonde, “What do you think you're doing? It's things like this that give us blondes a bad name. If I could swim, I'd come out there and kick your butt!” |
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2007-05-21 |
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| Top Reasons Eminem's Wife Filed for Divorce spacer --That comment about Elton being "twice the woman" she ever was. --Caught Eminem fantasizing about killing other women. --Sick of hiding her love for the Insane Clown Posse. --Sure, he talks and raps like a black man, but when he takes down his pants... --Would rather end up like Nicole Kidman than Nicole SIMPSON. --Overheard 5-year-old daughter shouting, "Faggot!" while watching "Mr. Rogers". --Recently overtaken by a strange and unfamiliar compulsion to live past the age of 35. --I mean come on, people. . . the dude LOST TO STEELY DAN!!! --Thanks to a recent surgery, her head's no longer implanted deep within her own rectum. ...And The Top Reason Eminem's Wife Filed For Divorce. . . --Sick of dating a rich, famous, abusive bastard. Would like to try a poor, unknown abusive bastard for a change. |
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2007-05-21 |
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| A teacher asks her class, ''If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?'' She calls on little Johnny. ''None, they all fly away with the first gunshot.'' The teacher replies, ''The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking.'' Then Little Johnny says, ''I have a question for YOU. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream. One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?'' The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, ''Well I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone.'' ''The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on...but I like your thinking.'' |
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2007-12-21 |
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| Knock Knock Who's there? Roxanne Roxanne who? Roxanne corals sure do make this aquarium pretty. |
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