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| Yo mama's so stupid, when she went for a blood test she studied for it. | |||
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| A man walked into a lawyer's office and inquired about the rates. “Fifty dollars for three questions, ” replied the lawyer. “Isn't that awfully steep?” asked the man. “Yes,” the lawyer replied, “and what was your third question?” |
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2007-10-21 |
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| Two sperm are swimming in a women's body. One sperm says to the other in exhaustion, "Whew, just how far is the uterus anyway?" The second sperm begins to laugh and says, "The uterus!? We just passed the esophagus." |
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| If a woman could change a man into any mammal, what would it be? A whale - because it has a thirty foot tongue, and can breathe out of the top of its head! |
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| Three Texas plastic surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed. One of them said, "I'm the best plastic surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England." One of the others said. "That's nothing. A young man lost both arms and legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in 5 field events in the Olympics." The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a cowboy who was high on cocaine and alcohol rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the horse's ass and a cowboy hat. Now he's President of the United States." |
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