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  2010-07-24Submited by:Jokez.lt user soumya
  teacher ask to raju; what your father do? raju said i c s in summer and p c s in winter. teacher said ; what does it mean? then raju said ice cream seller in summer and pakoda chatni seller in wi...(more)
  2009-11-15Submited by:Jokez.lt user BesiKeiciantiS
  A guy comes to the church to wash away his sins. He comes to the priest and says: -i asained. -tell me your sins. -onece i whent to my friends house bu...(more)
  2009-10-29Submited by:Jokez.lt user Knock knock,whos the
  Yo mama iz soo fat that when she saw a bus she ran after it thinking it was a twinkie
  2009-08-31Submited by:Jokez.lt user Marione Collines
  A boy was told by his teacher that anythin that moves is either male or female. When his father found him under their new car."what are u doing down there jonny?" "jas checkin if our car is male ...(more)
  2009-08-22Submited by:Jokez.lt user Foxy26x
  Why do men prefer the woman to be on top?
Because they only know how to fuck up.
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2007-05-21
Submited by: Jokez.lt user donatas2006
There was a blonde driving down the road one day. She glanced to her right and noticed another blonde sitting in a nearby field, rowing a boat with no water in sight.

The blonde angrily pulled her car over and yelled at the rowing blonde, “What do you think you're doing? It's things like this that give us blondes a bad name. If I could swim, I'd come out there and kick your butt!”

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  2010-07-29Submited by: Jokez.lt user TamikoKand
  Essays have become a major part of a formal education. Secondary students are taught structured essay formats to improve their writing skills, and admission essays are often used by universities ...(more)
  2009-04-25Submited by: Jokez.lt user Victor. V.butu
  A boy entered a room in his parents' house. He met his mother and the gardener fucki'g then he said I am going to tell dad about what u and the garden were doing. That night while their family wa...(more)
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  2008-01-24Submited by: Jokez.lt user LuksM
  Knock, knock.
Knock, KNOCK.
KNOCK, KNOCK, KNOCK!!!
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard do I have to knock before you'll answer the door?
  2008-01-21Submited by: Jokez.lt user LuksM
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John Hinkley St.

Elizabeth Hospital Washington D.C.

Dear John, Hillary and I just wanted to drop you a short note to tell you how pleased we are w...(more)
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